Heeee! Cure slash!

[gothikmaus]

I was reading/deleting old emails this afternoon and I came across a message from Fiction-Records, a Cure slash mailing list, in which someone said: "Hmmm, I can see a story where one of the band members just can't 'get it up.'"

And I just had to write it.

Title: I didn't mean tobacco
Fandom: The Cure
Pairing: Robert/Simon
Rating: PG at most


"How much did you smoke tonight, Simon?"

"Huh? Just a couple of fags, why?"

"I didn't mean tobacco."

"Ooh, that..." Simon giggled.

Robert palmed his face. "Great..."

"Oi, you had some too. What's the problem?"

"This is the problem," Robert said pointing at Simon's flaccid penis. "You ain't going to get it up anytime soon."

"Oh."

"Oh, indeed. Bah, I'll just go wank in the shower."

"D'ya want a hand?"

"You can't even stand."

"Course I can." Simon started to sit up, only to fall on his side two seconds later.

"Thought so."

"Ooh, you have a stain on your jeans..." Simon giggled again.

Robert rolled his eyes and walked into the bathroom. The last thing he heard before turning the water on was Simon raving about the "pretty cracks in the ceiling".