Yes. And I apply for assistant editor. Y'know, just so I can tell you to go back and get some more if the first lot didn't work work (which they obviously will have, but we can just pretend otherwise).
Holy crap, what's wrong with my typing today? It's like someone has jammed a stupid stick up my ass :\
I resign from my position of assistant editor and apply for Manager. That way I get to break all the deals and sleep your way to the top :D Then we can all have a massive drunken fall out, you'll fire me, I'll go and write an autobiography full of lies about you and you will sue me but that's okay because the media will take pity of me and we both win!
Lol, ditto X3 I've never been drunk in my life (sad, I know but until I find something I actually enjoy the taste of it's probably going to remain that way).
Pfft! I don't need to get drunk to fall out with people! I can just sleep with someone close to me, you'll call me a whore, I will say it's all your fault for not caring enough then you will through a yogurt at me (for some reason or another), I will burst out crying and say I don't need you, Maike can sit in the corner shaking her head because all the love has gone and we will go down in history as having "nearly" made it <3
I can hardly wait!
EDIT: BTW I apologise for all of the double comments. LJ is being freaky deaky with me today and either not posting at all or posting things more than once :\
Not, that's not sad at all, I've never got drunk either. ;)
Well, Maike could call Rod and he would fix everything with his almighty love. Then Farin and Bela will arrive, they'll have a threesome, we'll film everything, turn it into an XXX-rated video and become famous because of it. How about that? XD
Lol, everyone thinks I'm on drugs most of the time anyway XD
Yes! Maike can "Phone-R-For-Rod", he'll burst in the door and make us hold each other until we love each other again and when his job is done, he'll do the same with Bela and Farin. 'Cept they'll be nakkie. And y'know. Doing unspeakable things to each other.
There's an advert on TV here with a fat woman swimming about in a pool full of giant bingo balls and that's all I can picture when I look at it ;_____________;
If I were to picture Farin's gormless smile, it would probably quicken the blinding process up! I shall think of Rod and clouds... All fluffy and soft <3
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Date: 2009-06-22 12:10 pm (UTC)I love the new layout, especially with the "Traum" quote. :D
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Date: 2009-06-22 12:14 pm (UTC)Oh well, I'll just keep practicing on my friends for the time being, did I tell you I've become their "official photographer"? :D
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Date: 2009-06-22 12:37 pm (UTC)I'd like to apply for the job of your personal assistant, just in case... ;D
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Date: 2009-06-22 12:42 pm (UTC)Holy crap, what's wrong with my typing today? It's like someone has jammed a stupid stick up my ass :\
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Date: 2009-06-22 01:12 pm (UTC)Pfft! I don't need to get drunk to fall out with people! I can just sleep with someone close to me, you'll call me a whore, I will say it's all your fault for not caring enough then you will through a yogurt at me (for some reason or another), I will burst out crying and say I don't need you, Maike can sit in the corner shaking her head because all the love has gone and we will go down in history as having "nearly" made it <3
I can hardly wait!
EDIT: BTW I apologise for all of the double comments. LJ is being freaky deaky with me today and either not posting at all or posting things more than once :\
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Date: 2009-06-22 01:21 pm (UTC)Well, Maike could call Rod and he would fix everything with his almighty love. Then Farin and Bela will arrive, they'll have a threesome, we'll film everything, turn it into an XXX-rated video and become famous because of it. How about that? XD
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Date: 2009-06-22 01:37 pm (UTC)Yes! Maike can "Phone-R-For-Rod", he'll burst in the door and make us hold each other until we love each other again and when his job is done, he'll do the same with Bela and Farin. 'Cept they'll be nakkie. And y'know. Doing unspeakable things to each other.
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Date: 2009-06-22 01:53 pm (UTC)Yes, I can picture that perfectly well. XD
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Date: 2009-06-22 12:20 pm (UTC)There's an advert on TV here with a fat woman swimming about in a pool full of giant bingo balls and that's all I can picture when I look at it ;_____________;
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