Excuse me while I laugh my arse off.
Aug. 9th, 2008 06:27 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gothikmausI've just watched the Teeth trailer and can't stop giggling. Is that supposed to be a horror film? I mean, sure, that's the ultimate male nightmare, every single man in the audience will be crossing his legs throughout the whole film, but really, I couldn't take it seriously. It may be the first case in the history of horror movies that men actually find a film scarier than women.
I should really be packing up, as I'm leaving tomorrow night, but I don't feel like it at all. I'm not even looking forward to leaving. What's wrong with me?! Two weeks away from the pervy office of doom, two nice cities to discover, two Ärzte concerts and I'm not looking forward to leaving? WTF?!
I should really be packing up, as I'm leaving tomorrow night, but I don't feel like it at all. I'm not even looking forward to leaving. What's wrong with me?! Two weeks away from the pervy office of doom, two nice cities to discover, two Ärzte concerts and I'm not looking forward to leaving? WTF?!
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Date: 2008-08-09 04:54 pm (UTC)BTW, don't worry, I'll be away most of the time, too, so we can miss out together ;)
The "Teeth"-thing reminds me of "Kondom des Grauens", btw. However, that didn't win at Sundance Festival. WTF?
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:07 pm (UTC)Holiday missions:
1) Kidnap DÄ for "The Higher Good" (aka The Elite)
2) Try not to drive my poor drummer crazy with excessive fangirling (it's his own fault anyway, HE invited ME)
I don't know, the film must be good if it at the Sundance Festival, right? But maybe I find it weird because I saw the Italian poster the other night and you could only see this girl, from the neck down, wearing a pink T-shirt with "Sex hurts" and an arrow pointing downward printed on it. I mean, it reminded me of "American Pie" and that sort of films, not really of a horror movie...
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:28 pm (UTC)Well.. maybe Bela will be good for his self-esteem ("wer steht heut schon auf Gitaristen" *sings*). Or something. :)
Kidnapping sounds great. I planned on making them my court musicians, anyway. See elite for details. XD
We'll miss you toooo *sobs*
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:37 pm (UTC)Well, the Elite sure deserves some court musicians and those three are an excellent choice. :D
Oh, this will be a tragic, angst filled holiday, far away from my beloved Elite-fellows. *dramatic sigh*
PS I've just watched a bit of "Kondom des Grauens" on Youtube and DIED. XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 06:01 pm (UTC)Which reminds me... I can't stop watching Stermann & Grissemann. I laughed my ass off at "Die Deutsche Kochschau" earlier.
"Die Nuss ist fertig gerommelt". OMG. I'm still laughing about that.
(Yeah, I know, that doesn't have anything to do with anything. But still... Rüherhauptquartier! *rofl*)
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Date: 2008-08-09 07:31 pm (UTC)Exactly what kind of accent is that? XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 07:24 pm (UTC)"Piacere, Luigi." XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 07:46 pm (UTC)Luigi ist doch nur der Sidekick XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:03 pm (UTC)Now I'm hurting, too, just by picturing THAT. *lol*
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:21 pm (UTC)Girl: *pats shoulder* "Don't worry, love, that's biologically impossible. I suppose..."
Boy: "EEEK!"
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:25 pm (UTC)Thousands of nerved women will buy the DVD! *hihihi*
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:42 pm (UTC)Girl: "LooOOove..."
Boy: "Don't touch me. DON'T TOUCH ME!"
Girl: "Hey, relax, I just wanna cuddle, I'm not going to bite."
Boy: "AAAAAAARGH!" *flees*
XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:30 pm (UTC)The review on IMDB gives it no justice. It's the greatest film ever made containing a man-eating vagina, siamese twins (that get cut in half with an electronic turkey carver XD), a paedophile uncle in a wheelchair, a bank robbery on the Isle of Man and an orgy in the back of a camper van complete with cold beans.
There's nothing kinkier than a girl shoving jarred hotdogs up her talking snatch XD
You need a tea and a sleep, that'll get you ready for going ;)
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:45 pm (UTC)Bela (munching popcorn): OMG, look, she puts hot dogs in there! *excited*
Farin (annoyed): Crap. WHY are we together, again?
Bela (crestfallen): but, look, they have an orgy! In the back of a van! With beans! How can you NOT like that?
XD
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:51 pm (UTC)Then again, if that isn't Farin's thing, there's always I Bought A Vampire Motorcycle... Complete with sexy nurses and avenging priest!
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:48 pm (UTC)I'm sure tomorrow I'll be excited at the idea of leaving. That and anxious as hell because "OMG PACKING! WHY DIDN'T I DO IT YESTERDAAAAY?" :P
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Date: 2008-08-09 05:57 pm (UTC)Packing last minute is so much more fun than doing it with time to spare :D Means you can get pissy and no one can shout at you.