Excuse me while I laugh my arse off.

I've just watched the Teeth trailer and can't stop giggling. Is that supposed to be a horror film? I mean, sure, that's the ultimate male nightmare, every single man in the audience will be crossing his legs throughout the whole film, but really, I couldn't take it seriously. It may be the first case in the history of horror movies that men actually find a film scarier than women.

I should really be packing up, as I'm leaving tomorrow night, but I don't feel like it at all. I'm not even looking forward to leaving. What's wrong with me?! Two weeks away from the pervy office of doom, two nice cities to discover, two Ärzte concerts and I'm not looking forward to leaving? WTF?!