Happy birthday to me!

[gothikmaus]

Whee! vodkasnowqueen drew this lovely pic for me today! Yay! And, since birthday bunnies bite hard, I wrote an accompanying snippet.


Snape: "They're late."
Harry: "Maybe they found traffic."
Snape: "They could have just Apparated."
Harry: "They're Muggle, they can't Apparate."
Snape: "Mph." - takes a long drag from his cigarette and exhales slowly -
Harry: "God, you're sexy when you do that."
Snape: "Trying to chat me up at a party, Potter? That's appallingly cheap, even for you."
Harry: "I was simply stating a fact, you're sexy as hell when you're smoking. And all gothed up like this. And, by the way, you didn't sound so outraged when I did chat you up at that party last year."
Snape: "I was drunk. You took advantage of my intoxicated state to lure me into bed." - pokes a balloon with the lit end of his cigarette, making it burst -
Harry: "I didn't hear you complain the next day. And the one after. And the one…"
Snape: "Shut up." -takes one last drag and stubs the butt out in a chipped ashtray -
Harry: - grins -
Snape: "Take that grin off your face, you insolent brat."
Harry: - grins even more - "Make me."
Snape: - grabs the front of Harry's T-shirt, pulls him close and kisses him roughly -
Harry: *moan*
Snape: *growl*

Enter Vodkasnowqueen guiding Gothikmaus, who has a blindfold over her eyes.

Vodkasnowqueen: -removing the blindfold - "Surprise!"

Both girls gape as Snape and Harry go on snogging undisturbed.

Harry: - opens an eye - "Mmphev… they're…mmhere…"
Snape: - turns, still holding Harry - "Happy birthday. You're late." - goes back to ravishing Harry -
Harry: - goes back to moaning -

Gothikmaus: "Well, this is a birthday party. Shall we eat something and enjoy the show?"
Vodkasnowqueen: "Sure. Want a sandwich?"
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Thanks again, V. =)