"Ich habe immer die Schulde!"

You ask me why I'm always nervous when I have to speak German? This is why:

Oh, man. "Ich habe fertig" was our sentence of the year in school. XD

But you know what? I totally respect him, because it takes a lot of guts to speak like that during a press conference. Yes, the accent is awful and he made a million grammar mistakes, but he knew all the technical words he needed to work and, well, he made his point quite clear, didn't he? Still, it was one of the most loltastic moments in the history of sport.

And, while we're talking about Germany, the other day I was out to celebrate D & P's birthdays and two friends of P's came up to me to ask information about Berlin, because they're going there for a weekend. P. had told them to ask me and they said something like "Yes, that girl dressed in black looks like someone who may be able to help us." Since when do I look like a Berlin expert? XD