Gayness ahoy

Funny quotes of the day

1) Bloke A: "My last girlfriend..."
Girl: "Girlfriend? You were still very confused, weren't you?"
Bloke A: "Well, it was the '70s..."

2) Bloke A: "Why don't you come over to my place? You know your virtue is not at risk with me. Well, maybe your boyfriend's..."

3) Bloke B: "I was visiting this church with this friend of mine and she started praying for me, asking God to make me straight."

4) Bloke B (talking on the phone): "Hey, you big dyke..."



I won't say where I heard these for privacy reasons, but really, these little conversations saved my day. XD And then there's this classic I heard the other day, I've already posted it in a locked entry but I think it's worth sharing:

Guy 1: "Where's my tape measure? If you nicked it, you're screwed."
Guy 2: "Is that a promise?"
Guy 1: "You're such a slut."

Other than that, I really need to buy some effects for my bass, but I don't know anything on the subject. Our guitarist suggested a compressor and I'd like something to get a rough sound and something to get a sharp and clean sound, any suggestions?

They're still casting models for the Biagiotti catwalk show in the theatre where I work, yesterday I saw a girl wearing a pair of tiiiny hot pants, her legs were about 2 metres long. No good for my self-confidence, no good at all. -__-