Lemme hear your voices!

I thought my mike was broken. But it's not! Haha! So I decided I'd record some of my favourite quotes and post them on LJ. Sooo exciting. I'll start with an English and a German one. The quality is totally craptastic (they may sound a bit better through headphones), but hey, that's the best I can do at the moment.

1) From Good Omens. Dedicated to kasche.

Many people, meeting Aziraphale from the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrus oxide.

2) Farin Urlaub and Bela B. As posted by slash_kitten.

Bela: "Wir lassen Taten sprechen. Wie im Hotel."
Farin: "Das sind nicht Taten, Bela. Das sind Peitschen und Vibratoren!"

Hahaha, I sound like an idiot. And my German is awful. :P But it was fun! And I've always wanted to be a dubber. ^_^

Anyway: I WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICES! If you have a microphone and don't feel too silly talking in front of a computer, say something and post a link! I wanna hear you!

I should post something in Italian and Milanese dialect too next time. Oh yes, there's definitely gonna be a next time. I could even start taking requests. Be afraid, be very afraid...