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I've just heard the best radio ad EVER. A guy asks his mum for 1000 euros to get married and the mum tells him 1000 euros aren't quite enough. So the guys explains that 1000 euros are enough to buy "Basic", a special offer by I don't know which shop, that lets you buy glasses, dishes, cutlery and so on. And the mum asks, "Is there a well-bred girl included in the offer too?" And the guy, "Er... mum, I'm getting married with Luca" (which is a male name).

I was dying when I heard it. XD