Something artsy...
May. 1st, 2006 04:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gothikmausNothing's happening these days, boah, my life's so boring. I still haven't decided what to do this summer, but I've been thinking of taking 2 weeks off in September instead of August and spend one week in Berlin and one in Hamburg. I've never been to Hamburg and I'm curious to visit it, I've heard it's a very nice city. And I've thought of September because then I'd be able to go to Bela's concerts there. Yes, I know I'm a pathetic fangirl, shut up.
Anyway, I wanted to do something else for the current contest at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
competitive_art, I've already submitted a photo, but I wanted to draw something as well. And boy, I had a lot of fun drawing this picture. X)
Sie kommt aus der Hölle...
And because I'm bored, I've translated part of a funny email I got from a friend. A few odd notes from the class registry. I don't know if they are authentic and some of them had puns that couldn't be translated, but they're damn funny.
"The students refuse to pay attention to the lesson and appoint themselves Supreme Soviet."
"The class moos." (We did this as well, during German conversation. XD)
"The student FDM killed a fly with the test paper. Because of that, the class stood up and improvised a procession to pay homage to the insect. After my order to sit back down, I was accused of not having respect for the dead."
"After kicking the door open, the student S.M. bursts into the classroom 20 minutes late pointing a drawing tube against his classmates and shouting 'Who called the A-TEAM?'" (This is my favourite one, oh, if only we had thought of that... XD)
"Davide M. dirties the desk, I tell him to clean it with his tongue and he does. Sent to the headmaster." (The whole scene is probably not so funny when translated into English, but in Italian we often use the expression "Don't get that dirty, or I'll make you clean it with your tongue.")
"During every radio communication from the headmaster office the student Mario D. falls to the ground, curls up into a fethal position and scream 'Oh no, not those voices again!'"
"The student Andrea B., wearing a combat suit, crawls around the classroom thinking no one can see him."
The students S.T and M.S. hang a drawing of an eye surrounded by a triangle and the sentence "God catches you" on the wall. When the teacher tells them to remove it, they say "Prof, God catches you too."
"The class meows insistently."
"V. and C. free 64 frogs in the corridor."
"After asking the teacher for a private meeting with his parents, D. arrives at the appointed time with S. and C. dressed up as his parents." (They are my heroes! XD)
Anyway, I wanted to do something else for the current contest at
competitive_art, I've already submitted a photo, but I wanted to draw something as well. And boy, I had a lot of fun drawing this picture. X)Sie kommt aus der Hölle...
And because I'm bored, I've translated part of a funny email I got from a friend. A few odd notes from the class registry. I don't know if they are authentic and some of them had puns that couldn't be translated, but they're damn funny.
"The students refuse to pay attention to the lesson and appoint themselves Supreme Soviet."
"The class moos." (We did this as well, during German conversation. XD)
"The student FDM killed a fly with the test paper. Because of that, the class stood up and improvised a procession to pay homage to the insect. After my order to sit back down, I was accused of not having respect for the dead."
"After kicking the door open, the student S.M. bursts into the classroom 20 minutes late pointing a drawing tube against his classmates and shouting 'Who called the A-TEAM?'" (This is my favourite one, oh, if only we had thought of that... XD)
"Davide M. dirties the desk, I tell him to clean it with his tongue and he does. Sent to the headmaster." (The whole scene is probably not so funny when translated into English, but in Italian we often use the expression "Don't get that dirty, or I'll make you clean it with your tongue.")
"During every radio communication from the headmaster office the student Mario D. falls to the ground, curls up into a fethal position and scream 'Oh no, not those voices again!'"
"The student Andrea B., wearing a combat suit, crawls around the classroom thinking no one can see him."
The students S.T and M.S. hang a drawing of an eye surrounded by a triangle and the sentence "God catches you" on the wall. When the teacher tells them to remove it, they say "Prof, God catches you too."
"The class meows insistently."
"V. and C. free 64 frogs in the corridor."
"After asking the teacher for a private meeting with his parents, D. arrives at the appointed time with S. and C. dressed up as his parents." (They are my heroes! XD)
