Oh, there are two different spellings of my surname, but it's when someone gets them both wrong it's like "Are you fucking blind? It's about the sixth most common name in the UK. How in god's balls can you get it wrong?" I'm not as bad as my partner though. Her surname is so rare it's only traceable back to its country of origin and even then, there's only about 100 people there with it. I keep telling her it's because she's actually descended from the ancient kings and her people were banished - it's only a matter of time before she can reclaim her throne by birthright XD And also, her name is DEFINATELY one in 6 billion, so stop complaining!

I wish I had an awesome name, but even though no one calls me by my real name, it looks ugly on paper ;_;